Archive for the ‘The Bastion’ Category

Bastion Love

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Chemically Imbalanced Comedy: A Well-Balanced Show

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketThis is another of those shows that is constantly changing every week, so we can’t guarantee it’ll be an awesome time. We CAN guarantee that we had an awesome time. Chemically Imbalanced Comedy takes place at the Cornservatory, a BYOB stadium-seating theater with a Jewel next door. Mmmmmm, cheap beer and comfy seats, the venue is great before we even mention the show.

Every Saturday at 10:30pm (Does “pm” need to be said? Who wakes up before noon on Saturday?), one stand-up comedian hosts three different sketch/improv acts. Last week Cameron Esposito hosted Pronounced, Angerstein Street, and Cyclops Baby (pictured). Highlights of the night included “You remind me of the lead robot in this science fiction book I got for you,” “This is how I masturbate in the office, “That girl said you raped her,” and an impressive knowledge of Wonder Woman facts. Strangely, we were most disturbed by the guy who knew way too much about Wonder Woman.

So while we can’t similar hilarity ever week, we can promise this Saturday a line-up including Yeti, Basic Eight, and 21st Century Men, hosted by one of our favorite stand-ups, Bill Cruz. Drinking cheap beer alone is sad; doing it at CIC is just economical.

Chemically Imbalanced Comedy. Saturdays at 10:30pm. $10. The Cornservatory: 4210 N Lincoln. CIC Box Office: 773-865-7731.


-Chris Singel

Making Drama!

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Since we here are CIC are starting our 8th season with little to no Drama or conflict Angie McMahon decided to go out and cause some trouble in the Comedy Community by picking some fights. When asked for comment CIC’s June 2004 Featured Performer Robert Buscemi said

“You don’t change one bit. I rather get a kick out of seeing you angry,
though I never want to make you mad myself again, that’s for damn sure.”

After Angie stopped smacking Robert around he further commented:

“It’s just funny because I remember I pissed you off once pretty bad by just failing to show up for a show. I flaked utterly, which I virtually never do.

You forgave me eventually, but you made it utterly clear that that kind of crap wouldn’t fly with you, and the only reason you were forgiving me was because I was me.

Plus I kind of read the riot act to myself over the phone about how you guys had put me up so many times and given me the venue for all that phenomenal press for the very first Snubfest in 4 feet of snow and that my fate and CIC’s are sort of intertwined, and what an ungrateful and unprofessional and shitty thing that was for me to do.

So that calmed you down a bit, that I took ownership.

But hell no I wouldn’t want you to get pissed at me again. I’ve seen that look in your eye.”


After she finished beating the hell out of Robert she got a message from Chicago’s Premier Comedy Blog The Bastion They are Looking for some writers to help contribute. So if you know anyone who loves Comedy and wants to meet some real personalities send them The Bastions Way. As for Angie she has been locked up for beating up a mime, she will have to spend the rest of her summer in Comedy College learning to be nicer but still be funny.


Site last updated December 19, 2011 @ 4:27 pm