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By Anthony Ellison

5. Let 3,000 rapists (or all around criminal allstars willing to pick up rape as a new hobby) out of Cook County prison out of no where and just let them roam the streets and bend us over the old fashioned way. He could invest in security system stock a month prior and watch the funds roll in. Plus, this will free up $800,000 per inmate on annual cable and internet/food and shelter costs.

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By Anthony Ellison

4. Get rid of all the stop signs in the city and just wait for people to get into wrecks. There is no better time to send out cronies in civilian clothes to wander up to tragedy on wheels and rob people blind. Once again pure, unadulterated, quiet cash. God’s milk, in Daley’s eyes.

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By Anthony Ellison

3. Spike the city water with ethel alcohol on a Saturday morning and send out an army of officers to roam the streets and arrest and fine errand runners for public intoxication. However, it would be much more efficient to allow all perps the opportunity to bribe the officer $550 cash money to back out of the whole hassle and just stock pile the money tax-free and unaccounted for. Not that I would have to tell him that.

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By Anthony Ellison

2.Outlaw eating breakfast before 8am and install cameras in all kitchens of people who work day jobs, and sit back and enjoy the view. Tens of thousands will break the law daily. I say a $90 fine is deserving, then send the snapshot of wrong doers mid-grapefruit, along with the ticket the following week.

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By Anthony Ellison

1. Implement the mandatory and ever-so-popular “City of Chicago” street permit to all citizens’ walking shoes. THEN (here’s the catch) ask the state government for a 4 million dollar loan to build a “sneaker permit” building just inside the city limits as far west as you can go west on Touhy. THEN (2nd kicker), have it only be open on Friday and Saturday nights (but don’t post the hours anywhere) from 10p-12a. THEN, hire the surliest, most anti-helpful transaction artists you can find to slow the process down and fine the idiots who don’t camp out outside the Sneaker Building the night/day before, on the street, with once again, street walking plain clothed officers with no interest in recording the money they collect.

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