By Anthony Ellison
After some small glitches with preshow technology, about a half dozen or so Satans (in requisite red and black and gothy makeup) appear onstage and start in on you. As we?re trying to take lightly the ominous pronouncement to ?sit back because you don?t have any choice? while the world is crumbling outside, the fact becomes irretrievably clear: We’re trapped. No, really. We. Are. Trapped.
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- Megan Powell Timeout Chicago
I nominate Megan Powell to speak for us when the world is, at last, confronted by Satan. She will defeat the devil with words!! She is clearly prepared to give him a piece of her mind concerning his over-done “look”. Red face paint? Yeah right, Satan, you’re gonna have to do more than that to scare us…and Megan Powell, slayer of the Dark Prince.
And it’s cute to me (Outside intentional humor) that you tried to pin down THE Megan Powell, Critic Empress of God (God’s future wife), to the general populous by grouping her in “you people”. You silly demons! She is not part of us. She is but an extended limb in the literary defenses of Jesus Christ. You’re lucky you didn’t burn into a pile of ash when you called her “shithead”. You think you’ve seen shit? You don’t know shit about shit, until you’ve seen God shit. It’s made of screaming white gold and it blinds you if you are impure.
But what pains me the most is the fact that even the Viaduct is not safe from Satan’s bombing stand-up routines. Thank the heavens that we had Megan there. Cause it’s not like we didn’t know what we were getting into when we went to a Satanic Awards Show.
Join us every Friday for this new satirical series by Sponsored Troupe Member Anthony Ellison. You can see Anthony perform with Counter Productive Lover in our Comedy Showcase. Check www.cicomedy.com for listings