5 more ways for Mayor Daley to financially screw the citizens of Chicago:


By Anthony Ellison

3. Spike the city water with ethel alcohol on a Saturday morning and send out an army of officers to roam the streets and arrest and fine errand runners for public intoxication. However, it would be much more efficient to allow all perps the opportunity to bribe the officer $550 cash money to back out of the whole hassle and just stock pile the money tax-free and unaccounted for. Not that I would have to tell him that.

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