By Anthony Ellison
1. Implement the mandatory and ever-so-popular “City of Chicago” street permit to all citizens’ walking shoes. THEN (here’s the catch) ask the state government for a 4 million dollar loan to build a “sneaker permit” building just inside the city limits as far west as you can go west on Touhy. THEN (2nd kicker), have it only be open on Friday and Saturday nights (but don’t post the hours anywhere) from 10p-12a. THEN, hire the surliest, most anti-helpful transaction artists you can find to slow the process down and fine the idiots who don’t camp out outside the Sneaker Building the night/day before, on the street, with once again, street walking plain clothed officers with no interest in recording the money they collect.
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