So on Sunday The Cast of Book of Liz and myself (Angie the Director) decided to celebrate CIC’s first ever sold out opening weekend with a bit of Karaoke goodness.
We got to the bar around 8pm and there was a band that was playing for two hours before the singing started. That was ok with me just meant I knew we would be going up first for singing and I could get out of there at a decent hour. I decided that the cast had to get up and dance to the band (cause we were nearly the only folks in the bar). Well one lady decided she liked the way I danced and continued to come behind me and grind me or go in front of me and present her ass to me to be grinded on. I of course made faces behind her to my cast making it all very funny in my mind.
At some point a gentleman at the end of the bar bought the cast a round on him. So looking at the group we had at the bar (only two guys, one was Nate with girlfriend on arm in toe. 
The very amazing and talented Cynthia Shur. The other guy was Josh, not only very talented but also our only gay male in the cast that we know of or will admit it j/k cast)
I grab Josh by the arm and ask him to go to the bar with me and thank the gentleman for the round as my boyfriend. He giggled cause the idea is of course fun. He put on his best boyfriend face and walked ever so straight up to the bar with me as my boyfriend and we both thanked the fella on behalf of the cast. We went back to our table.
At this point the band had taken a break and came over and thanked us for dancing cause it made them look better. They started back up and a fella who I think was with my grindy girlfriend comes over and takes the beer from my hand leads me to the dance floor and presents grindy to me again. I look at my cast now for some help but they are busy looking at the pictures on the camera and chatting. So she leans in and whispers in my ear “I want to fuck you so bad”.
I am speechless, I can’t tell you the last time anyone has uttered those words to me on a dance floor. She then presents her arm to me and says “I feel off my bike, I’m clean I don’t have herpes. Please I want to fuck you so bad.” I smiled and said sorry I’m married (not a lie but my husband was at home with our daughter). I pointed to Josh. Thats my husband. She said “Really, that guy” I said yeah sorry. I quickly ran over to Josh and jumped on his lap. I whispered in his ear “Your my husband” his reaction was Whaaaa? I was promoted? I tell the cast the story and we all get a laugh as I am holding on to Josh for dear life waiting for the dam Karaoke to start.
Again my lady of the night comes to get me for a dance. I reach for my “husband” and he waves and says 
“Have fun hunny, I’ll be right here” with a huge smile on his face. After that you couldn’t peel me off of Josh till this women was out of my sight. I told Josh “I am going to the bathroom and if she follows me you better come or I swear to God I will kill you” She didn’t follow me. But she did wait around for a LONG time to see if I would talk to her again. The night went on and I was up first to sing. I of course dedicated the song to my loving husband Josh and our 7 kids. I love you baby, I screamed in the mic.
The next Song up was Casey (who blew me away with her singing, you should see her in the Book of Liz. No singing but still awesome). And a very large Breasted women decided to join Casey on stage and rub up against her while she sang. And of course the cast all stood by and laughed and the weird energy in the room.
I later sang a song with my hubby Josh (love shack) and made him spank me during the song (well I think made me is strong, I think he may have just started spanking me) at that point my lady of the night finally left. But I did get another drink out of it from some guy who told me he loved my singing (Funny cause I have an awful voice)
I rounded out the evening with a rousing version of Desperado (a song I use to have to sing when I was in Tony and Tina’s wedding) with Dear Nate. After the song I found out his amazing talented girlfriend got hit on and slipped a card. Some guy who loves to “support Theater” with a wink.
What a night.